ser-merlin-of-valyria:

e—www:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

how the fuck did anyone not get that reference

(via tchaicovsky)

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

(via mawllee)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via thevivaciousdiaries)

felicite:

100%

(via yolympics)

dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

(via winncest)

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

(Source: inthelifeofa, via potties)

relatable-pics:

Yes, Yahoo! is trying to buy Tumblr for $1.1 Billion. (To those who did not know yet)

I say no to Yumblr.

Just no.

Source

(via simplysamisymphony)

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 

(via mawllee)

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

(via dulect)

titspajamas:

north korea eat a snickers you get a little nuclear terroristic when youre hungry

(via carsonavarro)